Don't Date Girls With Cold Sores

from Cultivating Phantasms by Canzo

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Your ambitions toward sodomy are nothing new,
But it's the way that you're acting THAT KEEPS YOUR BALLS BLUE
Loose butthole.
Let's dance Ben Affleck.

Turkey extraction, xylophone distraction.
Nippledick.
My uncle had a vagina.

No 50 year old man should be that happy to hug an 11 year old.
Gaynal.
Swedish butt piss.

I hope you die WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
<ding>
SUPPER'S READY.

and then I FUCKED HER FUCKING GUTS.
(“is this the 8 minute version?” “Yeah.” “Oh no.”)
Blood douching.
Imitation Bacon.

FUCK YOUR METRONOME.
Dicks.
Woo
Anal beads.
What the fuck?
Lieutenant berry juice

I though Volvo's were German?
Groin torture.
I can't fight Tichy, he's a girl.

I'm going to save all my foodstamps up and BURN THIS TRAILER PARK DOWN
ASL?
I don't wanna not be gay.

I'm classy, I know how to swallow... BYLETH
TONE
MESHUGGAH (meshuggah)

(Fix it in post)

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from Cultivating Phantasms, released August 2, 2013

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Canzo Ottumwa, Iowa

Bold and uncompromising, with songs like "Fuck This State & Everyone In It" and "Harry Bush and The Shitstains on My Dick" it's not hard to see that Canzo does whatever it wants, both in the studio and on stage. Canzo's live show is best served slightly above room temperature with a large helping of uncertainty. ... more

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